Things My Chemistry Teacher Says
My Chemistry teacher, we’ll just call him H, says a lot of things. And you wanna laugh at those things or comment on them or even ask a question to clarify but you’re afraid that if you do he’ll yell at you, throw something at you or in my case, knock a chair over. Well everything that goes on in my Block 7 Chem class that’s worth posting, shall be posted. Names will be changed for the person’s safety.
Teacher (H): QUICK! What’s 2 + 2?
SH: HOLY COW! I almost just said 2!
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H: If you get an answer wrong you get to STAND ON YOUR CHAIR!
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“Only at this school… does your chemistry teacher cancel an extra review session to go sledding.”
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H: I really like you guys, I like you, really I do-
LT: Even SH an GB?”
H: Yes… even those to knuckleheads.
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H: I wanted to close out of a program on my computer and when I hit the X button a box popped up and said: do you want to abort the software? So I clicked yes and another box popped up and said: are you sure you really want to kill the software?
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